I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Even my vagina gasped.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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