Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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