it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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