I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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