just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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