I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Dear god my vagina.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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