Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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