i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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