i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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