My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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