also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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