Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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