so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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