Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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