He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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