So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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