I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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