You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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