I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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