So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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