How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the day after is always just damage control
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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