it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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