and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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