fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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