i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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