If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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