Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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