I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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