1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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