Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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