Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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