My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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