I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Even my vagina gasped.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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