If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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