Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
