real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
