I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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