fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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