Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She told me I should be a condom model.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
