bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
time to smoke my breakfast
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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