i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm really busy with my period
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