we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fuck appropriateness.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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