Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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