i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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