I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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