All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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