the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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