But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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