i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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