Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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