what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
