how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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