i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm both gender and math confused
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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