I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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