omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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