drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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